I’m Insanely Broody for Grandchildren

My cousin Danielle who is three years younger than me has done everyflippinthing before me forever.

Got tits. Started her periods, her 12 and fecund to my 15 and sexless, straight as a board, a carpenter’s dream.  She got into punk while I was still trying to figure out the chords to Bob Dylan songs on my starter guitar. Knew a whole bunch more about eve…