Glen Colson, 72, is an ex-music PR – his clients have included Lindisfarne, Ian Dury, Kokomo, and Elvis Costello. I always remember Glen as a prankster PR who was interested in the ‘craic’ more than the selling of records. He worked for Stiff Records at one point, and re-papered the NME’s editor’s office walls with Costello’s new album cover. He has just published the book of his life as a music PR and typically, it’s called Nefarious. Although I think Glen was more hilarious than nefarious! He’s now more into his bamboo growth… Nefarious is available here – www.glencolson.com
I didn’t realize that your mum and dad ran the Magdala Tavern in Hampstead?
I lived at the Magdala Tavern for 19 years. In 1958 Ruth Ellis murdered a racing driver outside the pub and became the last woman in England to be hung.
And you come from a long line of Kent publicans?
Yes, all my uncles had pubs in Margate. My uncle Bob’s pub, The Dog and Duck, was the biggest, right on the seafront. I was born in the Princess of Wales which is opposite Dreamland.
Tell us a bit about drumming and you? How come you didn’t end up as a drummer rather than a PR?
I have been drumming since the age of 10 and had lessons with Frank King, a famous tutor in Archer Street, W1. The reason I didn’t end up drumming as a career was that I couldn’t find any like-minded musicians in Hampstead growing up and fell into PR at the age of 21 and never looked back. Only drumming after that for pleasure.
You used to frequent La Chasse, a private members club for the music industry, in the 70s?
The Chasse was a private members club in Wardour Street where the Charisma office would relax after a hard day’s work. It was frequented by musicians and roadies from all the great bands of the day, including Marmalade, The Nice, The Searchers, Fleetwood Mac, David Bowie, Keith Moon, and Stan Webb.
And your tutor in PR, Terry The Pill?
Terry the Pill was a villain who sold pills to the Beatles in Hamburg and then managed Eric Burdon and ended up becoming the fly poster King of London.
Oh and your stay in NYC which included being asked to dance by the great Pattie Smith? Which, of course, was at a party hosted by Frank Zappa in 1976.
In 1976, I spent 18 months living in Manhattan, sleeping on Chris Charlesworth from the Melody Maker’s sofa before getting a job with the rock manager Pete Rudge. He managed The Stones and The Who. I had originally arrived from the US to promote a Van der Graff Generator date at the Beacon Theatre.
Tell us a few Stiff tales…
My favourite Stiff anecdote took place when waiting outside the offices for a coach on the 5 live Stiffs tour.
A robbery took place on the opposite side of the road at the house of Tracey Ullman. The perpetrator fled along Alexander Street and was pursued by an entire coach load of Stiffs and finally being tackled to the ground by none other than Nick Lowe.
Who was your favourite behind-the-scenes character in the music biz?
The funniest guy I ever met in the music business was Tony Ashton who was a Hammond organ player who was originally with the Remo Four from Liverpool. He later formed on Ashton, Gardener and Dyke who recorded ‘Resurrection Shuffle’ famously covered by Elvis Presley. Tony always drank his beer from the water jug.
How did you meet Keith and Kevin Allen? And I guess there were a few japes in those years?
I first met Keith when he played the Albany Empire and latterly met his brother Kevin when I intervened in the two of them brawling in a club in Convent Garden. I ended up waking up the next morning with a black eye for my troubles. I recount many tales of the Allen brothers in Nefarious.
And then there was the spirited, gifted Kirsty MacColl?
Kirsty was a close friend who I sorely miss.
I like your honesty about Trinidad and ‘the local lovely’ who made off with your shoes, shirt and shorts after sex following your claim that you ‘had no cash on you’.
This event took place in a Trinidadian nightclub when I made the mistake of picking up a girl who unbeknownst to me turned out to be a hooker who demanded money from me when we entered my hotel room and then made off with all my clothes when I was sleeping.
And the Viv Stanshall years? You seemed to genuinely like him?
After drumming sting with the Bonzos in 1969, Viv became my mentor who I would work with for the next 25 years.
Although not Ian Dury, who seemed famously tricky?
I worked with Ian Dury when he was in The Kilburns and latterly The Blockheads, although, he could be a very tricky customer who had a wicked tongue. From time to time I would feel the lashing from it.
I guess I can’t miss out The Warwick in Portobello which is where I know you from. What a place! The characters.
After starting to work with Keith Allen, he introduced me to his local pub The Warwick Castle in Portobello Road. The pub was brim-full of Runyonesque characters, murderers, thieves, actors, musicians, market traders, dustmen, and alcoholics. The landlord, Seamus Costello specialised in pigs trotters and pints of Guinness.
What are your reflections now on music PR at that time?
I have absolutely no interest in it whatsoever.
And how did you get into gardening?
I have always loved and been fascinated by growing things ever since I planted my first tulip bulb in a window box as a young boy. Many years later I was lucky enough to be accepted as a volunteer at Kew Gardens. After taking an RHS course in Horticulture at Twickenham College, I spent ten years at Kew working in various departments until my retirement five years ago.